Wednesday, June 3, 2009

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Who Does What
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning .
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The wife said , " You should do it , because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee .."
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The husband said , " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it , because that is your job , and I can just wait for my coffee . "
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Wife replies , " No , you should do it , and besides , it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee . "
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Husband replies , " I can't believe that , show me . "
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So she fetched the Bible , and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages , that it indeed says ..............." HE BREWS "
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God may have created man before woman , but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .

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