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Today , dwee's world would like to talk about one newlyweb couple
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A newlyweb couple had only been married for two weeks . The husband . although very much in Love , couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .
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So , he said to his new wife , "Honey , I'll be right back ."
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"Where are you going , coochy cooh ?" asked the wife .
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"I'm going to the bar , pretty face . I'm going to have a beer ."
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The wife said , "You want a beer , my love ?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer , brands from 12 different countries ; Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc .
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The husband didn't know what to do , and the only thing that he could think of saying was , "Yes , lolly pop . . . . . . but at the bar , you know . . . . . . they have frozen glasses ."
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He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted him by saying , "You want a frozen that she was getting chills just holding it .
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The husband , looking a bit pale , said , "Yes , tootsie roll . . . . . . . but at the bar , they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious . . . . . . . . . . I won't be long . I'll be right back . I promise . . . . . . ... . . . . . OK ? "
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You want hors d'oeuvres , poochi pooh ?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres ; chicken wings , pigs in blankets , mushroom caps , pork strips , etc . .
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"But my sweet honey . . . . . . . . . . at the bar , you know . . . . . . . . there's swearing , dirty words and all that ."
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"You want dirty words , Dickhead ? ? ? ? Drink your fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks because you are a MARRIED now , and you aren't going anywhere ! Got it , Asshole ?"
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......................and they lived happily ever after . Isn't that a sweet story ?