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Today , dwee's world has some jokes to share
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To make it straight , she pulls it . To make it stand , she rubs it . To make it stiff , she licks it . To put it in , she pushes it . It is hell of a job threading a needle ! ! !
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A guy donated blood to his girlfriend . When they broke up , he wanted his blood back . The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said , "I'll pay you in monthly installment ."
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Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend . "The man next to me is masturbating !" Bf : "Ignore him ." Gf : "I can't . " Bf : "Why not ? " Gf : "He is using my hand !"
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The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks " Does anybody know what this is ?" Dirty Harry says " Oh , its a penis and you know dad's got2 of them ?"
The teacher says "2 of them ?" Harry says "ya" . The little one he uses to pee and the bigger one to brush mum's teeth ."
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4 miracles of a woman
- Getting wet without taking a shower
- Bleeding without getting hurt
- Giving milk without eating grass
- Making boneless meat hard
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What is the smallest hotel in the world ? The answer is " Vagina Inn " . It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside .
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Unborn twins saw a penis approaching . 1st : Papa coming , papa coming . 2nd : You fool , it's uncle lah , Papa never comes with raincoat !
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A hubby said to his wife , " I will take a photo of your breast and frame it . " The wife said to husband , " I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it ."
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A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE . At 25 , she is the RIGHT PRICE . At 35 , a GRAND PRIZE . At 45 , a CONSOLATION PRIZE . AT 55 , she is a DOOR PRIZE and at 65 , a GIVEAWAY PRIZE .
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What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs ?
Snow White said , " I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time . Not 1 inch 7 times . "
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The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation centre . Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled , head bowed and reduced in size .
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A loving husband had ' I Love You ' tattooed on his dick . When he got home , he showed it to his wife . She said , " There you go again trying to put words in my mouth . "
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Lady was trying on dress . Husband : " Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit ! " Later in bed , husband said , " Want to do it ? "
Wife : " It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage . "
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To make it straight , she pulls it . To make it stand , she rubs it . To make it stiff , she licks it . To put it in , she pushes it . It is hell of a job threading a needle ! ! !
..
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend . When they broke up , he wanted his blood back . The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said , "I'll pay you in monthly installment ."
..
Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend . "The man next to me is masturbating !" Bf : "Ignore him ." Gf : "I can't . " Bf : "Why not ? " Gf : "He is using my hand !"
..
The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks " Does anybody know what this is ?" Dirty Harry says " Oh , its a penis and you know dad's got2 of them ?"
The teacher says "2 of them ?" Harry says "ya" . The little one he uses to pee and the bigger one to brush mum's teeth ."
..
4 miracles of a woman
- Getting wet without taking a shower
- Bleeding without getting hurt
- Giving milk without eating grass
- Making boneless meat hard
..
What is the smallest hotel in the world ? The answer is " Vagina Inn " . It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside .
..
Unborn twins saw a penis approaching . 1st : Papa coming , papa coming . 2nd : You fool , it's uncle lah , Papa never comes with raincoat !
..
A hubby said to his wife , " I will take a photo of your breast and frame it . " The wife said to husband , " I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it ."
..
A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE . At 25 , she is the RIGHT PRICE . At 35 , a GRAND PRIZE . At 45 , a CONSOLATION PRIZE . AT 55 , she is a DOOR PRIZE and at 65 , a GIVEAWAY PRIZE .
..
What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs ?
Snow White said , " I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time . Not 1 inch 7 times . "
..
The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation centre . Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled , head bowed and reduced in size .
..
A loving husband had ' I Love You ' tattooed on his dick . When he got home , he showed it to his wife . She said , " There you go again trying to put words in my mouth . "
..
Lady was trying on dress . Husband : " Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit ! " Later in bed , husband said , " Want to do it ? "
Wife : " It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage . "
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