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Today dwee's world would like to share some jokes about Marriage ( Part 1 )

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding , he laid down the following rules :

" I'll be home when I want , if I want and what time I went and I don't expect any hassle from you . I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner . I'll go hunting , fishing , boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it . Those are my rules . Any comments ? "

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His new bride said , " No , that's fine with me . Just understand that there will be sex here at eight o'clock every night................. whether you're here or not . "