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Marriage ( Part 2 )

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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary ! The husband yells , " When you die , I'm getting you a headstone that reads : " Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever . "

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" Yeah ? " she replies . " When you die , I'm getting you a headstone that reads :

" Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last . "