Tuesday, April 1, 2008

TODAY'S APRIL FOOL DAY
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Lastly , during lunch time , my colleagues happen to be at the same place where I took my lunch with my friend. They saw my park car and left a note stating from a girl call Candice where she wrote that I am sort of familiar to her and ask me to call her . This time I am smart enough to know that someone I know of is trying to play a trick on me .
I tried to upload a video but due to technical problem , I can't upload any yet. Will try again some other days. Please wait patiently for my funny videos .
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Today dwee's world has one funny story of " Do You Know What's Politics "
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SON : " Dad , I have to do a special report for my school . What's Politics ? "
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FATHER : " Well , let's take our home for example . I am the wage earner , so let's call me management . Your mother is the administrator of the money , so we'll call her government . we take care of your needs , so let's call you the people . We'll call the maid the working class and your baby sister , we'll call her the future . Do you understand now ? "
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SON : " I'm not really sure , Dad.... I'll have to think about it . "
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That night , awakened by his baby sister's crying , the boy went to see what was wrong . Discovering the baby had seriously soiled her diaper with shit , the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep . He then went to the maid's room where , peeking through the key hole , he saw his father in the bed with the maid . The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid , so the boy returned to his room and went back to his bed .
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The next morning the Son says : " Dad , now I think I understand what's Politics . "
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FATHER : " That's great Son , explain it to me in your own words ! "
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SON : " Well , Dad , while management is screwing the working class , the government is sound asleep . The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit ! ! ! "

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