TEA BREAK AT COFFEE BEAN - INTERNATIONAL PLAZA

Today took a morning tea break at Coffee Bean in International Plaza while waiting patiently for my colleagues to finish their appointment .

Learned one new word today. " KLKT "--- which means Kay Leng Gia Tactic.......

Wahahahaha...................................

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine.......... So Keep Laughing Throughout The Week .........

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Today dwee's world will have one little laughter to share with all for the mid way through your week.........

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Two old men decide that they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town . After a few drinks , they end up at the local brothel .

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The madam of the brothel takes one look at the two old men and whispers to her manager , " Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed . These two are so old and drunk , I'm not wasting two of my girls on them . They won't know the difference . "

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The manager does as he was told and the two old men went upstairs to take care of their business .

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As they are walking home , the first man says , " You know , I think my girl was Dead ! "

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" Dead ? " says his friend ; " Why do you say that ? "

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" Well , she never moved or made a single sound all the time I was making love to her . "

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His friend says , " Could be worse . I think mine was a witch . "

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" A witch , why the hell would you say that ? "

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" Well , I was making love to her , kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite on the ass , then she farted and flew out of the window . "