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The Difference Between Men And Women

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Eating Out
- When the bill arrives , Lionel , Dave and James will each throw in $20 even though it's only for $15. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

- When the girls get their bill, out come the calculators.


Money
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but is on sale.


Bathrooms
- A man has six items in his bathroom : toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel.

- The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 200. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


Arguments
- A woman has the last word in any argument.

- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Future
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


Success
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Marriage
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


Natural
- Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.

- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Thought Of The Day
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.