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Some Jokes

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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says :" You want to play magic?"
She asks : " What is that ?"
He says : " We go home , screw , and than you disappear...


Teacher : Why did you bring your cat to school ?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say , "Tonight I will eat your pussy.."


What is Kiss ?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.


A man goes to the Nursing Home to visit his 84 year old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and viagra.
The man asks : " Why are you doing that ? I mean, at his age what will it do for him ?"
The nurse explains : " The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man says : " And the Viagra ?"
The nurse replied : " Keeps him from falling out of bed.."


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it , he just couldn't . The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming . But every once in awhile , he'd hear an internal , reassuring voice in his head that said :
" Dave , don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients , and you won't be the last . And you're single . Just let it go , Dave.."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality , whispering :
" Dave......... Dave.......... Dave , you sick bastard . You're a vet..."