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Women's Revenge
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" Cash , cheque or charge ?" I asked , after folding items the woman wished to purchase .
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As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse . . . .
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" So , do you always carry your TV remote ?" I asked .
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" No , " she replied , " but my husband refused to come shopping with me , and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally ."