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Today , dwee's world wants to share some jokes again

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Girl : Will you still love me after marriage ?

Boy : This depends on your husband , if he allows me .

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Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace . Here are some sleeping pills .

Wife : When must I give them to him ?

Doctor : They are for you..... ..

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God saw me hungry , he created Pizza .

He saw me thirsty , he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark , he created light .

He saw me without problems , he created you .

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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up .

MOM : "Wake up , son , it's time to go to school ."

SON : "But why , Mama ? I don't want to go to school ."

MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school ."

SON : "One , all the children hate me . Two , all the teachers hate me ."

MOM : "Oh ! That's not a good reasons . Come on , you have to go to school ."

SON : "Give me two good reasons why I should go to school ?"

MOM : "One , you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities . Two , you are the PRINCIPAL of the school ."

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What are the three fastest ways of communication ?

Three fastest means of communication in the World .

Tele - phone

Tele - vision

Tell - a - woman

You still want faster ?

Tell her not to tell anyone....