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Today , dwee's world would like to share with all some Hokkien & Chinese Jokes

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Qn : Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up , Da Ming drinks what ?

Ans : Da Ming drink wine , cos " Jiu Yang Da Ming "

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Qn : Which chinese host does not have centre parting ?

Ans : Wu Zong Xian ( no centre line )

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Qn : Why Zhou Jie Lun cross the street kana fine by police ?

Ans : Cos Jay Walking .

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Qn : Which emperor ( Huang Di ) is blind ?

Ans : Kang Xi ( can't see )

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Qn : How does a fish laugh ?

Ans : HE HE HE

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Qn : How does a prawn laugh ?

Ans : HEI HEI HEI

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Qn : Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap ?

Ans : Peacock , cos " Kong Que Kai Ping "

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Qn : Why baby don't need to brush teeth ?

Ans : Cos " Bei Bi Wu Chi "

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Qn : Which button on your keyboard cannot sing ?

Ans : F4

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Qn : Xiao Hong , Xiao Bai , Xiao Hei , Xiao Lan , Xiao Huang , who cannot tahan roller-coasters ?

Ans : Xiao Bai , cos always " Xiao Bai Tu "